so i have no one to talk to right?
i'm in desperate need of a friend, right?
i thought to myself, i'm a cool cat, i can be my own friend, that will be good enough for me. and then, the idea!!
drunk me vs. sober me.
every week, twice a week, i can get rip-roaringly drunk. then, i write upon a peice of paper, a letter to myself and fold it. when i am sober again, i place the folded peice of paper into an envelope and mail it to myself. in two days when it arrives, i open it up, read it, and respond to it. then, two days later, when i get the second response, i unfold it and place it on 'drunk me's writing desk. then once more i get mind-smashingly drunk, read the second letter, laugh and write a response, making sure to fold the letter before passing out.
thus, i can be my own pen pal
what do y'all think?